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The Best 20 Pictures of a Programmer’s Life

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Today when I was searching for some articles on internet and I found this awesome collections of programmer’s life on a blog.

Here is the best 20 pictures of a programmer’s life:

When project manager enters the office

 

When I’m deploying code to production

 

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

 

When I’m told that module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

 

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

 

When I apply a new CSS for the first time

 

 

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

 

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

 

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

 

When my script finally worked

 

When I realize that i have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

 

 

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

When the code that i have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

 

When I start coding without doing analysis first

 

When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6

 

When I manage to replace 200 line of code by 10 line

 

 

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

 

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

 

When I find a solution without searching Google

 

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

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4 comments

House-M.D. July 31, 2016 - 4:21 pm

first pic is my favourite…:)

sam March 22, 2016 - 10:34 am

an ultimate story of a developer ;)

Anonymous March 21, 2016 - 11:18 am

so true!

Aimal January 16, 2016 - 3:24 pm

Great Article! :D

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