Dumb Facebook Messages Hall of Fame

Since running a hacking page it is incredible how many dumb emails I receive on a daily basis. I have compiled a few over the months for your enjoyment. I can assure you that these FB messages are 100% legitimate… I have masked their identities to avoid harassment.

This one is one of my favourites, where the guy was hassling me to hack WhatsApp, it ended up with me convincing him that he needs to download an app called “make me a girl” and then to post the generated picture of him as a girl, he thought the metadata of the image would reveal the link for hacking Whatsapp!. lol. see the full conversation below:

 

 

 

In the next example we have  a Nigerian asking for free money to be transferred into their account…………

The above conversation is potentially a reverse troll on a Nigerian 😀

 

I think this guy had learned a few IT “keywords” and formed them in a sentence to create some sort of passive aggressive threat to us

Standard bad advice for 100th person in a day who asks us to hack someones Facebook

Gotta love a typo:

 

Giving bad advice to black hats since 2011

 

I have been told later on that this was a mistranslation

So many people ask about hacking a facebook account on a daily basis that it gets tiring.

Although sometimes it is really funny when they don’t realize that you’re taking the piss when responding to them.

 

Some people will believe anything you say

48 hours later after reactivating his account I got this:

This person below supposidely hacked a bank website and he is only in control of thousands of dollars?…… Bullshit

I don’t know what this person was thinking!.

 

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